Parker-Jennings.

Why the devil don’t you hurry up. I’ve called three times.

Jack Straw.

[Blandly.] I’m very sorry, sir. I was engaged at another table.

Parker-Jennings.

You seem to think you can keep me waiting all day. I suppose that’s why you’re called a waiter.

Mrs. Parker-Jennings.

Robert, don’t make jokes with menials.

Parker-Jennings.

I’ve got a good mind to report you to the management.