Ethel.

Papa, he came as quickly as he could.

Parker-Jennings.

This coffee’s disgusting. I don’t know what you make it out of. It tastes like ditchwater.

Jack Straw.

I’m very sorry, sir. Let me get you some more.

Parker-Jennings.

And look sharp about it, or you’ll find yourself decorated with an order you don’t know in your country.

Jack Straw.

I beg your pardon, sir?