“Maybe we better go outside for ventilated air,” I snuggest.

“Ah no!” she otter. “Let me faint where I am. If I went out I might lose my seat.”

But I feel otherwisely. I would rather drink my beer in some saloon where thoughts are more pure. So I elope outside, leaving Hon. Aunt to shock by herself. There was so many Presbyterian clergymans coming inward that I was nearly scrunshed in going outward. Yet I manage to get to lobbed door outside.

By Boxed Office I notice Hon. Moses Feldspar, the management, talking to Chief of Police and other press agents.

“You are less ashamed than formerly,” I narrate hashly.

“Why should I feel ashamed of employing Truth among my actresses?” he snagger.

“I never saw Truth behave so careless!” I dib.

“She are most truthful when naked,” he exclam.

“She are,” I renig for scorns. “But when Hon. Stage Manager dress her in X ray skirt she appear entirely dishonest.”

Hoping you are the same,