“Tammany Hall also move occasionally,” I corrode with Fusion expression.
So I elope away full of low character.
Hoping you are the same,
Yours truly,
Hashimura Togo.
XX
Togo’s Christmas Day in the Morning
To Editor Good Housekeep Magazine who realize how it must be more expensive to give than to receive.
Dear Mr. Sir:—Merry Xmas thoughts fill me with something else. My brain refuse to ring bells in connection with this annual jingling. Perhapsly it is because of following anecdote which happen to me:
At home of Mrs. & Mr. J. Poke, Rockpile, N. J., which is on the list of places where I am no longer there, I was employed in their midst. That family contained only two (2) complete children, but they were sifficiently plenty. By name they was Hester and Lester, aged 5 & 7 respectfully. These youngly persons, when healthy, was full of childly amusements including dish-break, runaway, knockabouts, and whittling pensils with Father’s safety razor.
But by approach of Xmas time they suddenly became otherwise. I notice this because I seen it. They walk around with Y. M. C. A. expression of toes and seem too good to be happy.
“Oh childish children!” I require from them, “why so you do so? Do you enjoy some sleeping sickness to make you thusly silent?”