“Coal is frequently packed in toy-boxes,” I renounce.

“It look very deceptive to me,” deploy infant Hester.

“At times I are discouraged about St Claus,” narrate Hon. Lester.

“So sinful thought!” I holla.

“How could I believe in gentleman I never seen? Where is his photo? I suspect.”

“Many distinguished persons is shy about photos,” I abrupt.

“Perhapsly,” aggrevate Hon. Lester. “Yet other things I cannot understand with brain. Hon. Parents tell me how Hon. St Claus comes sliding down chimbley-pipe with gifts. I have awaited many nights to observe this downfall, yet he never come. Therefore he ain’t.”

“If you should seen him make in-shoot by chimbley-pipe, would you believe this whiskered fairy?” I ask it.

“Oh, surely yes!” response Hester & Lester together like chorus girls.

“Then on Xmas morning you shall observe him!” I abrogate with earnest expression of teeth.