“There are no difference,” I explan with Abe Lincoln expression. “That were settled by civil war.”
But before I could complete finishing my talk, more civil war elapsed while Hon. Sulkz, police, real-estate, child & dog poke me through mixed furniture while I eloped away like an old-fashioned egg escaping from Dr. Ostler.
Hoping you are the same,
Yours truly,
Hashimura Togo.
III
Togo Runs a Furnace
To Editor Good Housekeeper Magazine who are cheaper than coal, because he warms many homes, price 15c.
Dear Sir:—Most recent job of employment I was impeached from was home of Mrs. and Mr. J. W. Humburg, Pondside, N.J. Perhapsly you can tell me why, because I am disabled to understand the customary habits of some households.
Just a few days of yore I apply there in extreme coldness of snow. This Hon. Mrs. Humburg, dark hairs lady of muscular expression, approach to kitchen and observe me.
“You are a cook?” she ask it.
“Yes are!” I say it.