WALLACE IRWIN

Illustrated By Strothmann

Hearst’s International Library Co.
New York

Copyright, 1914, by
Hearst’s International Library Co., Inc.
All rights reserved, including the translation into foreign
languages, including the Scandinavian

Contents

CHAPTERPAGE
[Introducement]7
[I]Togo’s Thursdays Out11
[II]Togo’s Moving Day19
[III]Togo Runs a Furnace26
[IV]Togo and the “Weak-Enders”33
[V]Togo Swats the Fly41
[VI]Togo Sails for Bargains49
[VII]Togo in Bachelor’s Hall57
[VIII]Togo at the Seashore65
[IX]Togo Meets Hon. Clothes Line73
[X]Togo Coaxes Down the Cost of Living81
[XI]Togo Becomes a Fire Hero89
[XII]Togo Makes Discoveries97
[XIII]Togo’s Thanksgiving105
[XIV]Togo Seeks Tea and Finds Tango113
[XV]Are Turkey-Waltzing a Dance or a Convulsion?121
[XVI]When Will Lady-Fashions Get Ashamed of Themselves?126
[XVII]The Drama of Sex131
[XVIII]Grand Opera in English136
[XIX]A Lesson in Eugenics141
[XX]Togo’s Christmas Day in the Morning147
[XXI]The Head of the House154

Illustrations

“You are not permitted to amuse cousins while working,” she snib. “However, Nogi may remain if he help pass salad to Daughters of Samantha.”Frontispiece
FACING PAGE
By this warfare I broke considerable flies and other dishes[44]
When I fetch forth raw steak and apple pie all require, “What the matter with Togo?”[60]
“Have he not been constantly on ice for 2 yrs? Nothing could be fresher than that,” depose Hon. Butcher[106]

Introducement to Mrs. Public

Dear Sir:—In reading this intellectual volume of words I hopes that Mrs. Public & Husband will realize what I am stabbing at. Science in kitchen, rugs, vacuum cleaners, babies etc is what I wish teach all homes. Can this be accomplish? Answer is, Yes!! For housekeeping can get to be a Science just like warfare and pulling teeth.