WALLACE IRWIN
Illustrated By Strothmann
Hearst’s International Library Co.
New York
Copyright, 1914, by
Hearst’s International Library Co., Inc.
All rights reserved, including the translation into foreign
languages, including the Scandinavian
Contents
| CHAPTER | PAGE | |
| [Introducement] | 7 | |
| [I] | Togo’s Thursdays Out | 11 |
| [II] | Togo’s Moving Day | 19 |
| [III] | Togo Runs a Furnace | 26 |
| [IV] | Togo and the “Weak-Enders” | 33 |
| [V] | Togo Swats the Fly | 41 |
| [VI] | Togo Sails for Bargains | 49 |
| [VII] | Togo in Bachelor’s Hall | 57 |
| [VIII] | Togo at the Seashore | 65 |
| [IX] | Togo Meets Hon. Clothes Line | 73 |
| [X] | Togo Coaxes Down the Cost of Living | 81 |
| [XI] | Togo Becomes a Fire Hero | 89 |
| [XII] | Togo Makes Discoveries | 97 |
| [XIII] | Togo’s Thanksgiving | 105 |
| [XIV] | Togo Seeks Tea and Finds Tango | 113 |
| [XV] | Are Turkey-Waltzing a Dance or a Convulsion? | 121 |
| [XVI] | When Will Lady-Fashions Get Ashamed of Themselves? | 126 |
| [XVII] | The Drama of Sex | 131 |
| [XVIII] | Grand Opera in English | 136 |
| [XIX] | A Lesson in Eugenics | 141 |
| [XX] | Togo’s Christmas Day in the Morning | 147 |
| [XXI] | The Head of the House | 154 |
Illustrations
| “You are not permitted to amuse cousins while working,” she snib. “However, Nogi may remain if he help pass salad to Daughters of Samantha.” | Frontispiece |
| FACING PAGE | |
| By this warfare I broke considerable flies and other dishes | [44] |
| When I fetch forth raw steak and apple pie all require, “What the matter with Togo?” | [60] |
| “Have he not been constantly on ice for 2 yrs? Nothing could be fresher than that,” depose Hon. Butcher | [106] |
Introducement to Mrs. Public
Dear Sir:—In reading this intellectual volume of words I hopes that Mrs. Public & Husband will realize what I am stabbing at. Science in kitchen, rugs, vacuum cleaners, babies etc is what I wish teach all homes. Can this be accomplish? Answer is, Yes!! For housekeeping can get to be a Science just like warfare and pulling teeth.