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Togo Sails for Bargains
To Editor Good Housekeeper Magazine who tell all American ladies what to wear, but neglect to explan where they can buy it.
Dear Sir:—I am now entirely missed from West Dewberry, Mass, near Boston where it is. Reason for this are dissimilarity of intellect caused by Hon. Mrs. Violet Sweet, lovely lady with Harvard voice and bargain arrangement of soul. I show you how was:
Last Thusday in the early a.m. of forenoon this Hon. Mrs. Sweet was setting with Boston news-print reading it up.
“Oh!” This from her.
“What is?” I require chivalrously standing near respectful carpet-sweep.
“Great sales are sailing in all Dept Stores! With immediate quickness I must depart off and buy one.”
“Can you afford this extravagance? I ask to know.
“In buying bargains I never consider costs,” she dib with mustard voice.
She depart offwards up stairs. Pretty soonly she return backwards wearing fashionable hobble of clothing.