My last former address was home of Hon. Mrs. J. B. Cluck, Canton, O. I am now employed there as an absentee. Mr. Editor, you and your magazine are blame for the miserable anecdote what happen to me there. I tell you, Mr. Editor Good Housekeeper, how was:
This Hon. Cluck lady suddenly approach up to me last Tues. a.m. & say with voice,
“Togo,” she say so, “I am delightful reader of Good Housekeeper Magazine.”
“You are one in several 1,000,000,” I snatch back, with expression of rapid circulation.
“In this wonderfully home-made periodical,” she divulge, “I are frequently suprised to read one department name of ‘Dishcoveries,’ what tell considerable knowledge to ladies what require to make housework unexpected. This month Dishcoveries’ give bright recipes on following subjects:
“‘How to make pincushions from potatoes.
“‘How to keep moths out of moth-bags.
“‘How to make babies cry by music.’”
I assimulate her words with eyebrows.
“It seem insulting to sell so much wisdom for 15c,” I contuse.