For immediate payment, Hon. Cluck arouse up with voice peculiar to zoology. He annexed me by the seat of my collar & left me outside where I stood long time.
Mr. Editor, if you wish this Dishcovery for your page it will be yours for the cheapness of dirt.
Hoping you are the same,
Yours truly,
Hashimura Togo.
XIII
Togo’s Thanksgiving
To Editor Good Housekeeper Magazine, who keep cheerful in spite of Holidays.
Dear Sir:—While annual yearly date of Thangsgive approach up, I enjoy pain in connection with my memory. Americans act so peculiar when thankful that I am not insured what to do. For instancely, I tell you what collapsed to me last Thanksgive Thursday:
I were employed for Gen. Cookery at domestic kitchen of Mrs. & Mr. Romeo Goober, East O’Rora, Ill.
“Togo,” say Hon. Mrs., approaching up to me, “tomorrow shall be Thanksgive Day.”
“What are origin of this joy?” I ask to know.