Please to no let Hon. Fleet visit China. All Japanese are sorry because Hon. China are so wicked. Some day that dear Japan will annex China for personal property, then America fleet can visit & see how clean & smooth Heathens can be when treated by Japan.
Hon. Wu, Chinese minister of sinful profile, oftenly make comick speeches before American Y.M.C.A. He tell what a human person Chinese can be, he relate about “awakening of China” & is a pretty good Irishman for repartee. Maybe China are awake, but she have missed her train.
Please don’t listen to Mr. Wu, Hon. Sir! Listen to Baron Takahira who never says nothing, and therefore is a very good embassy. Baron Takahira are a Diplomatick Stroke, while that Hon. Wu are nothing but a Yellow Peril.
Little Annie Anazuma, 8-year-age daughter of I. Anazuma, Japanese barber, are now nine years of oldness. Because of her extreme youngness she must be led to high-tip of Russia Hill to see improach of America Fleet, because she are interested in naval affairs.
While I hold her to shoulder for see better them cast-iron delegation swim by on wave she declare:
“Why are such demonstration of monstrous floaters here now, Uncle Togo?”
“To have wholesome effect on certain Oriental Power,” I collapse with very Tafty expression of publick knowledge.
“What effect will such floating have on certain Oriental Power?” require little Annie.
“Them Oriental Power will build ten new Dreadnoughts instead of six,” I relegate.