“I shall go to Wales and hunt rabbits.”
“Why such distances away?” derange him.
“Wales is nice country for rests. In Wales they do not know a rebate from a rabbit.”
After this is loud scratching from pencils.
Hoping you will send me a free wire telegraf if Hon. Roosevelt gets elected by mistake,
Yours truly,
Hashimura Togo.
XV
AMERICA’S BANG UP CEREMONY
San Francisco, June 30th.