So loud report of one column duration appear by next news-print. Maybe lady noveletter name of Mrs. McGlinny come over to here from kingdom of London with book by title “Three Months.” She enjoy great quiet, thank you, for that length of time. At finally “Mothers of Rebellion,” sweet-hearted collection of ladies, decry, “Come and speech before us at dine-table, please.”
“So pleasant to do,” digest this Hon. Mrs. McGlinny. “I will speech of what happened in them 3 months.”
“Oh, not to do!” abrupt them mothers. “We do not permit such talk before husbands, please.”
“O considerably well!” dement Mrs. McGlinny, striking piano with angry rage. Immediately she make rapid transit to newspaper press. Some talk is made with reporter and by following morning the below headlines is to appear:
SUCH HORRID BOOK!
Is “Three Months” Thus?
IT IS; AND WE WILL GIVE PRIZES TO PERSON
WHO READS IT LEAST
By next morning one thousand million copy of this book is entirely exhausted and publisher is despondent because so fatigued.
From Boston I discover this communication which cover ½ page of all-American newspaper: