“So much is them war-boats painted of white colour they will be used for advertisements when approaching to China,” deliver this Katsu.
“Oh not to be possible!” I collapse, “what advertisement will be decorated upon this patriotic navy?”
“Following words will there be painted upon each white-side boat,” commute Katsu and show this card:
THIS FLEET IS PAINTED WITH
SNOWDRIFT ENAMEL PAINT
Try It on Your Bath-tub!!!
Shall I believe this calamity to American navy, Mr. Editor? I am disgusted to suspect that fly-off brain of Sidney Katsu. Some one has reached him to tell lying talk, American custom.
It is sinful to legal laws of America for poets, actoresses, politicians, burglary and other authors to put-in advertisements about theirselves. So it is difficulty for them. And yet they do it. How so? By becoming so active that newspaper-print is irrisistable to talk about it. Maybe actoress lose jewel-clasp. Burglary take it. She report as follows, “Oh my!”
“What is difficulty of health, Hon. Madam?” require reporter gentleman who is there.
“I have losed it my jewel-clasp,” she defy.
“Thank you for knowledge,” personify this Hon. Reporter, “While you are speeching about, tell me of your marriages, please, as well as of other family disconnections.”