DO YOU ENJOY TOOTHACHE?
Dr. Smith Pulls Teeths From Experience
GET THE HABIT!!!
Each gentleman indulging in art or business do likesome to any extent. Gentlemen wishing to succeed in poetry, plumbing, clergyman or eye-wash medicine must put-in some kind of holler about it.
Landscapes is good for these decorations.
In travelling through American scenery by rail-car I can not interest my brain-thoughts in birds & flowers because of large conversation which persons has painted all over nature. By sweet runny-brook is sign-post of fierce red to say, “Sizzo Table Water. It is Sufficient.” By grandeur of top-mountain is reckless blue motto, “Circulation of Daily Bazoo Is Making Climb Up.” By lovely oat-patch is signature, “Mormon Oats—They Chew Themselves.” Meadow of grass is full with gigantic hop-frogs, aggrevated bottles, magnificent lady-corsets, etc., which eminent American sculptors has cut out with saws. Nature is somewhere behind these, but what is she doing? Maybe she is trying to grow.
Frequent professors say-so about American Indians talking with sign-language. Is that it what I seen?
Sidney Katsu, light-thinking Japanese of considerable deceptiveness, say to me of recent date:
“Hon. Togo, you hear what-about has happen to American battle-fleet?”
“Tell me to know,” I renig with excitement, because I am Japanese Spy.