“I am confused about it,” say Arthur. “Hon. Peary perform a interview for N. Y. Journals before depart. ‘Are you afraid of a freeze?’ Hon. Reporter ask to know. ‘No, I are not,’ he reply for pride.”
“All Arctick explorers is entirely fearless about freezing in July,” report little Annie Anazuma, who are a bright for her nine-year age.
“If a good detective should discover this Pole what would he discover?” require Uncle Nichi, who is becoming educated in American telephones.
“He would discover considerable bad weather,” abrogate Nogi.
“Should a person go through such a pearil & danger to discover bad weather?” say Uncle who can enquire if nothing else.
“It are the pearil & danger what makes all them furry gentlemans so anxious to get it,” say Nogi. “If Hon. North Pole was in our back yard who would care to have it?”
“I should like some chunks for headache,” I negligè with pained eyebrows.
“Polar discovery are a nice sport for Investigators,” devote Frank.
“What would they investigate at North Pole?” require Nogi for scorn. “Is there some Grafts at North Pole? Have it got a Saloon Evil like Chicago, or a Labour Trouble like Idaho, or a Railroad Problemb like Illinois, or some Favourite Sons like Ohio, or a Musical Mayor like San Francisco, or some Senate Undesirables like Washington? If Hon. Pole ain’t got no Hon. Shames like them I mention it should be let alone. If it have got such a Grafts they must be nicely packed in ice where they will keep forever unless disturbed. Why should a refined N. Y. gentleman travel all-way to Latitude 0 for find some cold-storage graft when he can get it entire year round in Philadelphia?”