The Pole he got a quite important task
And must be enerjetick all he can;
He dib, “Get out!” when persons come to ask—
He hard to find like E. H. Harriman.
The Pole he manage all them rolling-stock
And boss the world whatever way he please.
When Muckrakes come to write him up for shock
He say, “Refuse to answer,” then he freeze.
The Pole he are a predatory Graft,
A short-but-ugly word, yet on he go