“Truly so,” I navigate, “but if they have no fresh asparagus, they also has no mosquitos.”
“Togo, should you like to be a Arctick Explorer you talk like?” she ask it.
“I should like to be ½ a Arctick Explorer,” I struggle. “If I was permitted to do so I should enjoy to be Hon. Peary during June, July, August & Sept. During Fall & Winter months I should be pleased to spread gospels among better warmed cannibels of South Seas.”
“Both are noble trades for a hero,” say-she for kind sentiment.
“It are pleasant to be useless during vacations,” I dib.
With love to Senator Lodge & other successful Eskimos,
Yours truly,
Hashimura Togo.