“Fat candidates gets slim votes in some districts,” complain he.
“What makes Americans more freer than any other kingdom?” I ask-it because Hon. Smutz are not yet savage.
“Americans is more freer because they are permitted to vote,” compute them official.
“So happy Americans!” I snagger. “How free they should all feel going to Pole on Nov. 3 eech with a ballet in his hand to vote it!”
“They should, but do they?” revoke he with club. “Many Americans make long journeys on Election Day to escape that Palladium of Liberty.”
“Could they feel free without that sweet privelage?” I require.
“They feel most free when they forget it,” he dub. “I prove this by following tabloid statistick:
“1—Out of eech 3 Americans only 1 Registers.
“2—Out of eech 3 who Registers only 1 Votes.
“3—Out of eech 3 who Votes only 1 cares who is Elected.”