And he depart off to catch an excessive automobile what done a crime.
Mr. Editor, it will require more than explosions to awake Hon. Washington from sweet sleep which will go on for next 4 years. When Associated Press hears slight shock along Patomac it will not be sounds of unrest—it will be merely snores from happy Congressmen. By time this loving letter are there in your post-office, White House furniture are already preparing to be sat on by another kind of Person. Perhapsly he will be a bigger man, but I bet my bootware he will not cover so many places at once. In Executive Offices a new Voice will kind of quiver & flitter through corridors which is used to being cracked by a Real Racket. In Aunty Room outside will set distinguished statesmans in awful neat rows with eyebrows full of Thought and nothing else. Gentleman inside may say, “Prevaricatorius ugly lyre!” now & then, but sound of this curse will be less hearty than of yore-time.
And in that Crowd Outside following sweet faces will be missing:
1—Shaggy Pete, Louisiana guide.
2—Harvard football captain.
3—Mrs. O’Rafferty, mother of 6 twins.
4—Rev. Lyman Abbott.
5—Spike McGhoul, heavyweight swat.
6—Charles Scribbler & Sons.
7—Duke De Buzzi and staff.