“‘Baldness.
“‘Coming home chronic late from Lodge, such as Elks, Y. M. C. A., etc.
“‘Not coming home from them places.
“‘Habit of cracking nuckles.
“‘Being impolite to ladies.
“‘Being too polite to ladies.
“‘Expressing grief by snores while asleep.
“‘Reading Sunday Journal & believing it.
“‘Warts.
“‘Any slight excuse you may think up while waiting.’