Each Nation is supposed to share in the Peace terms according to what they have done in the war, Holland gets the KAISER, Mexico the CROWN PRINCE,
Now the Pres has to get back here before Mar 1st when the Country goes in into the hands of the Republicans or they are liable to want to charge him a tarriff to get in again,
OF COURSE WE DONT RECEIVE MUCH NEWS OF THE PEACE CONFERENCE. FIRST FEW WEEKS THEY ARE ALL JUST COMPLIMENTING EACH OTHER. WAIT TILL THEY GO TO DIVIDE UP SOMETHING. (What a truth that turned out to be)
Well by this time Congress was getting pretty rough so Pres W grabbed his boat and commuted back home,
Said I think I will land in BOSTON the old Pilgrim Fathers had pretty fair luck, and nobody has ever landed there since,
Germany couldent figure out how America could get troops over there and get them trained so quick they dident know that in our manual there is nothing about retreating and when you only got to teach an Army to go one way you can do it in half the time,
I feel pretty proud over that last little gag, As I used it before Pres Wilson in Washington and he repeated it in his Boston speech, Saying "as one of our american humorists says," Up to then I had only been an ordinary Rope thrower,
Pretty tough when the Pres cops your act,
Pres had pretty good luck on that 1st trip they saw his 14 points and raised him -------- ---- more
Says in there, "There is to be no more wars" and then there was a Paragraph a little further down told you where to get your AMMUNITION in case there was one,