Now he come's back to Washington to explain the league of nations to Congress You know those guys cant read anything and understand it,
But after eating out of 15 million dollar Gold Plates and hobnobbing with Kings and Dukes can you imagine how Congress looked to him when he come back,
Had All the Senators up to dinner at White House Took Ham Lewis three days to dress for it,
Not much news from the Dinner Burleson copped the Phones,
On last day went up to Capitol to sign all the bills Congress had passed Well after he had signed the bill,
Then he went before Congress and balled out the wilful 37, he was busier than Mcadoo with a new train,
HE and Taft both spoke on same stage first time Pres and x-pres ever agreed,
I still wanted to go along but he said: "wait Will till some other trip and I will take you,"
You know 13 is his lucky number if they dont sign this up on this trip he knows they will on his 13th trip,
You see Congress got sore cause he did not call them in extra session, You know the next Con, is Republican, Be a good joke on them if he dident call them at all wouldent it,