A—No; then he promoted me to Chicago.
Q—You felt that you had taught him all you knew. Did you bring the Banjo out here with you?
A—Oh, yes I have it; I will bring it over now and Show you how I play.
Q—Never mind bringing it over now or any other time. We will drop the Banjo until some time you feel you want a change of jobs. You can take it over to Medill McCormicks and teach him. He could at least amuse the other Senators with it and perhaps make you Editor of the Tribune. Now to get back to Criticing. What makes a Dramatic Critic?
A—Two Free Seats a Night on the Isle.
Q—Is it true that it is the only business in the World with absolutely no qualifications?
A—Yes; next to being a comedian with a Ziegfeld Show its the only thing that requires no training.
Q—Is it true that Dyspepsia is necessary to being a Critic?
A—Yes; its more prevalent now since the Movies come in.
Q—Don’t you think that Prohibition has lowered the Standard of Dramatic Criticism?