I tell you if Baths keep on multiplying in the modern Home as they have lately it won’t be 5 Years till a Bath Tub will be as necessary in a home as a Cocktail Shaker.
If two members of the same household have to use the same Bath, it is referred to now as a Community Tub.
Statistics have proven that there are 25 Bath Tubs sold to every Bible.
And fifty to every Dictionary, and 389 to every Encyclopedia.
Proving that, while we may be neglecting the Interior, we are looking after the exterior.
If the Father of our Country, George Washington, was Tutankhamened tomorrow, and, after being aroused from his Tomb, was told that the American People today spend two Billion Dollars yearly on Bathing Material, he would say, “WHAT GOT ’EM SO DIRTY?”
MR. FORD AND OTHER POLITICAL SELF-STARTERS
MR. FORD AND OTHER POLITICAL SELF-STARTERS
Well, there has been quite a stir in the Political News. The big news was the Ford for President talk, made more important by Mr. Hearst announcing that he would back him if he run on an independent Ticket. It only shows you what both of the old line Parties are degenerating into. Nobody wants to associate with either one of them.
I think that it will be the biggest boost Mr. Ford will have that he don’t belong to either Party. It’s getting so if a man wants to stand well socially he can’t afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.