Five rusty teeth, forbye a stump, besides
A clapper tongue wad deave a miller; deafen
A whiskin beard about her mou, mouth
Her nose and chin they threaten ither;
Sic a wife as Willie had,
I wad na gie a button for her!
She's bow-hough'd, she's hem-shinn'd, bandy, crooked
Ae limpin leg a hand-breed shorter; One, hand-breadth
She's twisted right, she's twisted left,
To balance fair in ilka quarter: either