She has a hump upon her breast,
The twin o' that upon her shouther;
Sic a wife as Willie had,
I wad na gie a button for her!
Auld baudrons by the ingle sits, Old pussy, fireside
An' wi' her loof her face a-washin; palm
But Willie's wife is nae sae trig, trim
She dights her grunzie wi' a hushion; wipes, snout, stocking-leg
Her walie nieves like midden-creels, ample fists, dung baskets
Her face wad fyle the Logan-water; dirty