“It makes a man awful hot under the collar to accuse him of having cold feet.”
“A Stillwater girl is so modest that she cannot take the pajamas off a murphy without blushing.”
“A boose fighter usually continues to take his little drop until the big drop of—five feet or more.”
“In a game of freeze out Thanksgiving afternoon I got cold feet when some one raised six windows.”
“When a woman becomes afflicted with St. Vitus dance it generally goes to her tongue instead of her feet.”
“Just because a boy can grow a baseball mustache is no reason why a saloon keeper should sell him a highball.”
“I do not know whether there are any lady ‘bugs’ in here or not, but there are quite a number of the other sex.”
“ ‘Y is the Fourth of July. J is the first, u is the second, l is the third and y is the fourth—of July.’ Marvelous!” [pg 96]
“Count Boni has taken part in many duels, but the only thing he ever killed was the goose that laid the golden egg.”
“The trial judge hit me so hard that I not only saw stars, but have been seeing stripes ever since he landed on me.”