They've all got "large sums" to "make up,"

And cannot wait longer, they swear:

So I wish you the joys of the season—

Merry Christmas and happy New Year!

Here's the doctor's—a horrid long bill—

And he vows he's as badly as you;

For his patients wont pay him a groat,

And he's dying of Tick Doloreux.

But he says he's consulted a friend,

A lawyer that lives very near: