That Double-X beats O-D-V.

On thy banks, Rhine,

I've drunk such Wine

As Bacchus' self might well unsober:

But oh, Johannisberg! thy beams are shorn

By our John Barleycorn;

And Hock is not Hock-tober!

As for the rest, Cape, Claret, Calcavella,

They are but "leather and prunello,"

Stale, flat, and musty.