I've seen a dozen lying under.

Besides, as old Sam Johnson said once, I've no patience

With men who never tell the sober truth

But when they're drunk: and a'n't to be believed, forsooth,

Except in their lie-bations.

Oh! do not think—you who these praises hear—

Don't think my muse be-mused with Beer!

Nor that, in speaking thus my pleasure,

I go beyond beer measure.

Would I had lived in days of good Queen Bet,