For a wedding, what carriage so proper as that?

So the knot was soon happily tied—tho' I know

There are some in the world think it wrong thus to tie men;

That the poor have no right to get married at all;

And that low men have no sort of bus'ness with Hymen.

Return'd, they sat down to an iligant feast:

An divil the knife or the fork that lies idle;

There's praties in plenty, pig-puddings, and pork,

And a saddle of mutton, to match with the bridal.

And then comes the dance, and the drink, and the toast: