Albeit thou'rt rake and rogue, and thief and knave,

Of ev'ry grace and goodness quite bereft,

With not a virtue to redeem thee left;

Spite of thy faults, oh, Punch! we love thee all!

And hence thy Wooden Worship dost impart

A moral sound to every conscious heart:

Thou show'st us, Punch, that we're not over-nice

When wit and humour are allied to vice.

But as thy close acquaintance brings hard knocks

On wooden blocks,—