Yet, anxious to be serviceable,

And do them all the good I can,

They learn, with me, to wait at table.

Patient as martyr at a stake,

I bear the baitings of relations,

Who give no quarter, while they make

O'er mangled lamb their lamentations.

I'm very slow about a brisket;

Bacon's a bore—at duck I quake;

To cut a pheasant's far from pleasant,