Put no
faith in
false
Predictions,
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Patient
bear the
worst
Inflictions.
Fog or
Sunshine,
time will
tell;
Gentle Reader,
Fare thee well.
Brothers! support me in my desperate duty!
I first propose to all a cup of Rue-tea,
While I recite once more the various ways
Our club allows to terminate our days.
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We recommend strongly steamboat trips
To those who are tired of their wives;