But we wish all poets to try their pens

On a work of fun and fancy;

They'll hang on a hook, ere they finish their book,

In a fit of neck-romancy.

Now a dismal band, let us seek the Strand,

From Waterloo to jump,

And we'll leap from the piers, 'mid the barges' tiers,

To show that our club's a trump.

23. First balloon ass-sent, 1782.