CHRISTMAS PIECES.
A Soliloquial Care-all.

Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract. Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

How little dream'd I of the toil and trouble

Which wait on those who dare to carry double!

Why did I leave my life of singularity,

In my excess of Christian love and charity?

Too surely did I feel my courage falter

At that sad step which led up to the altar.

Since first I tied the matrimonial knot

Each year has added to my luckless lot;