For this I know, that ours are not

The only ill-used dogs alive.

Let's not be down upon our luck,

Nor out of heart at our condition,

And since our dogs can't draw a truck,

At least we'll draw up a petition;

And lay our case before the Commons,

What keeps the money of the nation:

Perchance we'll get, like other rum 'uns,

An equitable compensation.