The rain of terror's come—the horse to go

At a smart pace has made himself to smart;

'Tis bad enough to bear the shafts of woe,

But who would bear the shafts of such a cart!

What a nice party—twelve inside—to drag,

Each fat and full, and heavy as a dunce,

And all, besides the man wot drives the nag,

Holding the rains together—all at once!

The horse is urged—most tired and half dead;

"Come up," they cry—when shall we get to town?