Clearly as-cended from the female line,

At all events, it comes from a she root!

Now it runs up a pipe, with odorous charms,

Bringing effluvia from the flue: who dips

In heraldry, will see its coat of arms

Should bear the barber's motto of "Eclipse."

Smoke will have sway; a very dingy yoke

It keeps us under, and 'tis time we broke it;

Alas! we can't, and e'en our very joke,

Reader, we find is nothing till you smoke it.