And still declaring they were very dry!

Women with pattens found to clog the way,

Young thieves aspiring to the golden fleece,

'Mid torrents fair, that soaked, with equal play,

A new policeman, or a new pelisse.

Tea-totallers, with spirits under proof,

And lots of water for them overhead,

There was, because men would not stand aloof,

A general jam, but one that wouldn't spread!

Matters grew pressing, and, without regard