That keep dancing defiance wherever he goes!

"He has kicked thro' a peach, he's jumped over a pine,

He'll murder this merry mess-table of mine;

My senses are scatter'd, my feelings are hurt,

I ne'er saw such a devil come in at dessert!

What, ho! turn him out!" the command wasn't heard,

For the officers answer'd him never a word!

Then he storm'd and he threaten'd, to heighten the sport,

In a manner most martial, to hold a full court;

But the black-bottle devil was not to be done,