Just as I've seen you blowing so hard,

At your own original Strand Prom'nade!

Harper, you're no harper at all;

A harper sings as he rattles his strings;

You don't meddle with any such things:

Your strings are your lungs, with their brazen tongues;

If men don't like your play—they may lump it;

But you beat, you know, the world at a blow,

And it can't play a trick but you're sure to trump-it!

Beau-man! Bowman! I tell you what,