The Comic Almanack, Volume 1 / An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities

by William Makepeace Thackeray; Gilbert Abbott À Beckett; Henry Mayhew; Horace Mayhew; Albert Smith

You must sit up in bed O!

You must put up with one attack from her,

And then put up your traps, and back with her.

Gog and Magog—all a-gog.

2. Michaelmas Term begins.

Chamber Practice.

Fiction all day to use, whate'er the fact is—

To find that everything against some Act is—

Champagne to drink all night, till the brain rack'd is—