MAY.—"Old May Day"

1836.]MAY.
The depth of "A Winter in London," I sing:—
    For thus do the rulers of fashion declare—
That Spring Garden shall yield all they know of the spring,
    And the charms of fair May be supplied in May Fair.
MSeason's"Old May Day."WEATHER.
DSigns.
1Ah! well-BY A NONAGENARIAN.
2a-day!      When I was young and in my prime,who
        Then ev'rything look'd gay;
3alack!      And nothing was so merry as☌ ♓ ♑ ♌
        The merry First of May:
4alas!      Kind Nature, who doth ever smile,in place
        Seem'd then to smile the more;
5that      And ev'ry Spring that time did bringof
        Seem'd greener than before.
6such a      The birds they sang so jocundly,—
        They fill'd the air around,
7thing      And human hearts as jocundly☿ ♊ ☽
        Responded to the sound.
8should      I recollect the lovely sceneconsulting
        As though I saw it still:—
9come      The mansion of a noble racethe stars
        Was seated on a hill;
10to pass!      And smilingly it seem'd to look
        Upon the plain below,
11but on      Where groups of happy villagers♎ ♐ ☍ ♋ ♉
        Were sporting to and fro.
12my word,      The May-pole in the centre plac'd,according to
        All deck'd with garlands gay.
13I feel      While lads and lasses danc'd around,art,
        And footed it away.
14suspi-      The ruddy hostess of the inn,
        Which stood within the vale,
15cious,      Supplied the thirsty revellers♃ ⊕ ♒ ☉
        With draughts of nut-brown ale;
16unless      While pleas'd, the neighb'ring gentry stood,
        And view'd the cheerful scene,thrust forth
17the stars      Or laid aside their rank to join
        The sports upon the green.
18prove ♓ ♑
      Ah! those were times that memory
19more        Is happy to retrace,their
      But chang'd, alas! and sad are those
20propi-        Which now supply their place.own bald
      An honest healthy peasantry
21tious,        Then shar'd the farmer's board,and
      Who'd shrink from parish pauper pay,
22that        As from a thing abhorr'd;conceited
      The sons of "Merry England" now
23I shall        Are chang'd to Mammon's slaves,
      And "peep about to find themselves
24nothing        Dishonourable graves."☽ ♂ ♀
      The "labourer," no longer "reckon'd
25have        Worthy of his hire,"
      No more partakes the farmer's board,suppositions
26to say        Nor warms him at his fire—
27about*      *      *      *      *♈ ♀ ⚹ ♏ ☽
28this(Rigdum Funnidos interrupteth:)
For these
29famousStop, stop, old friend! I prithee, cease this prosing.
Egad! you'll set my gentle readers dozing.and other
30monthThe Times are bad, I own, and sad's the change;
But, surely, that is not so wondrous strange;weighty
31of May!And if it were, this is no place to joke in.
Nonagenarian:
Enough, good Rigdum!—I'll give over croaking.

A DRAMATIC FACT.

"Macbeth by Mr. Higgs!"—

They sometimes used to let him play it in the country;

And then, odds wigs!

How very great he felt!

One night, while he was at it,

The pot-boy, from the public-house at which he dealt,

Being at the wing, quoth Higgs, aside, "Od 'rat it!