No wonder so often she swoons,—
For as soon as the folks went away,
You began to be missing the spoons!
She was cleaning the windows last week
(Such savings are very small gains),
You scolded her while you could speak,
And told her she didn't take panes.
She cleans all the boots and the shoes;
When she's done 'em she sits down to cry:
Warren's Jet is the blacking you choose;