Dear Rig.—Have you read my famous book,

About the wonderful route I took;

Through frost and snow, how I went so far,

To stare in vain at the polar star,

And how I sought by night and noon

To bag the beams of the arctic moon;

And how it was far beyond a joke

To think my steam should end in smoke;

With all the spiteful things I said,

As I knock'd the engine on the head;