I next had a row, I can scarcely tell how,

With Van Amburgh for showing his lion—his lion,

And stealing a sack from the widow Cormack,

In which she had popp'd Smith O'Brien—O'Brien;

When Soyer came up with a Summerley cup,

Just purchased at Stowe for a shilling—a shilling,

And told the inspector he'd give him some nectar,

Provided they came to no killing—no killing.

Then Anstey arose, and he took off his clothes,

To prepare for a six months' oration—oration;