When Monsieur Dumas said he was but an ass,

To bathe in the Hyde Park stagnation—stagnation.

On which hurry-scurry they flew in a hurry,

To shut Mrs. Gore in the Tower—the Tower—

With Juba and Pell, to amuse her as well,

Whilst she wrote fifteen novels an hour—an hour.

But Charles Dickens caught up a plate quick as thought,

And made it spin round on his finger—his finger:

Till Wellington came, and observing his game,

Was afraid any longer to linger—to linger.