How do the Gentlemen do after marriage?—

Oh, then nothing pleases 'em,

But everything teases 'em;

Then they're grumbling and snarling—

You're a "fool" not a "darling;"

Though they're rich as the Ingies,

They're the stingiest of stingies;

And what is so funny,

They've never got money;

Only ask them for any